Guess Those Abs

...And the answer is Nolan Gerard Funk. 

  This 27 year old beauty can be seen in Glee and MTV's Awkward. And I'm pretty sure Selena is done with Bieber for good. Can't blame her. Nolan Gerard Funk is pretty friggin' irresistible.

Bergy Coming Back is Hands Down the Highlight of My Weekend

So the Bruins fam got some heart warming news today.. our beloved Bergeron is coming back tomorrow! Completely forgetting the fact that they got slammed last night 8-2, this easily turned any Bruins fans' day around. I know my shitty Friday came full circle after the news. So now the two biggest warriors on the team will have played against our new division rivals. Let's just hope Bergy's game back goes better than Soupy's. 

On another note, Bartkowski really seems to have his shit together this year, with at least two assists, each on one of Iginla's goals. It's going to be quite the competition to see who the two filler defenseman are. Iginla seems to be fitting in nicely with Krejci and Lucic. Krej needs someone like Horton who sits in front of the net, and Iginla does that. Hopefully that means we can expect some game winning Horton-esque goals this season.  

We Own The East

  After one of the worst collapses in sports this town has ever witnessed, the Red Sox have made an unbelievable turnaround, clinching the division title in a win over the Blue Jays tonight.

  Last year, the Sox were hard to like. This year they're hard not to. It feels just as good (if not better) than the 2004 team. From the clubhouse culture to their performance on the field, the Red Sox are a joy to witness in action. 

  With all this success, celebration ensues. Beer, music, goggles, beards. That basically sums it up. Also, Jonny Gomes punting beer cans into the crowd was a nice touch. 

  I can't wait to see what the playoffs hold for these AL East champs.

First Blog Post/Political Smokes

First blog post is always the hardest.. well this is a blog for whatever the hell we want it to be about. What better way to start off a new daily blog than with some political DILFs? Sounds like a good place to start to me. 

Scott Brown (father of two)

Gabriel Gomez (father of four)

Aaron Schock (okay he isn't a father as far as I know, but he is the DEFINITION of a male smoke show.)

So that's just a few sexy politicians, totally 10 out of 10 scenarios. Props to their parents. Seriously. Those people deserve a substantial award for creating some sexy ass mofos.

P.S Aaron Schock, sick name bro. Congrats. 

P.P.S and thank your parents for us, all three of you.