Can we just talk about the Avs for a second?

So the whole NHL is gone to hell this season I guess. everything is backwards. The Avs are undefeated, Brad Marchand is struggling to put up points, and the LEAFS are first in the division?! how the hell did that happen!? I think the hockey gods have seriously betrayed the North East portion of the NHL. minus the Leafs. but I'm truly happy for the Avs. after years of being a shit team, they're starting to amount to something. thanks to these sex pots. 

oh how I wish I was alive when they played without helmets, so we could watch their beautiful faces deke, snipe, and celly the shit out of every game. helmets kind of take away from that. but what can you do? in any case, congrats Avs. and Leafs fans? don't get too used to it.